Most Recent 40 Tweets

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1. I started the year listening to Beyoncé and shaking my ass in my bed.
   Permalink On twitter.com 2023 Jan 1 Mood -4 🙁
2. Look at me. Living in the past. It’s still 2022 over here.
   Permalink On twitter.com 2023 Jan 1 Mood 0
3. I know only a few people will fully appreciate this but I have to say it: Hank Green reminds me of meyerweb. Every time I see him I think it. I just had to put that out there.
   Permalink On twitter.com 2023 Jan 1 Mood +2 🙂
4. A guy I went on a date with, after hearing me talk about my career history, told me I was intimidating. He declined a second date. I told my sister this and she was like, “well you are intimidating.” I swear I’m not. I’m delightful dammit 😭
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 29 Mood -2 🙁
5. I promise I’m not an ass. My brain is just ✨ spicy ✨ danidonovan/1608178423515553793
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 28 Mood -1 🙁
6. “Beyoncé’s husband” 😂😂😂 aka her little friend meghanncuniff/1606684371989430273
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 24 Mood +1 🙂
7. My new favorite thing is completely indulging my inner child and giving little Mina anything she wants. hiddenreylo/1605968033457098755
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 24 Mood +2 🙂
8. Hi. It me. Can’t get two separate meds cause everything is on back order. peymamas/1606347270596825088
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 24 Mood 0
9. Oh. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. When did that happen?
   Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 23 Mood 0
10. Had a meeting with my financial advisor and CPA to go over just how much money I’ve lost this year. Yay.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 21 Mood -3 🙁
11. You mean pretending it doesn’t exist isn’t working? sfchronicle/1605385268877574144
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 21 Mood -1 🙁
12. If I get banned, it’s because I voted “yes,” he should resign.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 18 Mood -3 🙁
13. Omg the girls are fighting! *grabs popcorn* tiffani/1604600322260750336
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 18 Mood -2 🙁
14. Every promoted tweet I see now is from some right-wing politician or Christian fundamentalist. 🧐🧐🧐
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 18 Mood +1 🙂
15. Me: What does that mean? What does "feel your feelings" mean? Therapist: You feel them. M: I, I understand that, but how, how do I feel them? Do I rub my tears all over my face, or what do I do? T: Mina, I cannot show you everything. M: OK, well, can you show me one thing?
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 17 Mood -2 🙁
16. I see Spaces is back. That didn’t take long.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood 0
17. Airport security pulled me aside to check my bag. I think it’s because I forgot and left my manicure scissors in my makeup bag. It was my body wash. Apparently it was a little too full. TSA: Protecting us from Bath and Body Works since 2001.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood -1 🙁
18. How you gonna overpay for something, ruin it on purpose causing its actual value to plummet, virtually ensuring it will never turn the profit you desperately need it to? Must be that genius business acumen people swore existed…
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood -2 🙁
19. 🎯 jeffguhin/1603639069379960833
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood +3 🙂
20. Let me finish my damn website.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood -2 🙁
21. He is such an unserious person.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 16 Mood 0
22. Once I’ve made a decision, I usually want/need to act on it immediately. Don’t give me time to overthink and talk myself out of it.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 15 Mood +1 🙂
23. I just told my friend that I was at the Mayo Clinic and she was like “is that a clinic for white people?” Plsssss I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 15 Mood +1 🙂
24. I’m ordering something else. randyjcruz/1603057247479037952
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 14 Mood 0
25. I just cancelled an appointment because I couldn’t find my shoe. I’m struggling 😭
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood -4 🙁
26. Feeling the urge to do a “hard reset” of my life…
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood +1 🙂
27. This is passive aggressive.

    
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood -3 🙁
28. AHHHHHHHHHHH spiderverse/1602709940396691456
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood 0
29. Anytime I go to a doctor specifically because I’m in pain, they fail to prescribe to appropriate amount of meds, if I get them at all. Once they told me just to take some Tylenol. washingtonpost/1602676013569277953
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood -2 🙁
30. I need the pets on TikTok who watch movies to team up with the ones who use buttons so we can have Pet Movie Reviews™.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 13 Mood 0
31. Me to another engineer: “Why don’t you write a proposal for that and submit it to, I dunno who would need to approve that…” My manager: “That would be you.” Me: … oh.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 12 Mood 0
32. Dating as rejection exposure therapy.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 11 Mood -2 🙁
33. 3 / 3 / D JessysPineapple/1600254601311440896
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 8 Mood 0
34. Most of my tech mutuals have effectively moved to Mastodon, but everyone else is still here. So my timeline here is void of all things tech and my timeline on Mastodon is all tech all the time. i/web/1600545079273222144
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 7 Mood +2 🙂
35. It really could be so many people 😭 shOoObz/1600537632924106753
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 7 Mood -1 🙁
36. Uh huh. I’m sick. That’s nice. This is why I don’t leave the house.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 6 Mood 0
37. End of an era stewart

    
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 5 Mood 0
38. Y’all. Noodle passed away 😭 It’s the most “No Bones” day ever.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 3 Mood -1 🙁
39. Dear retailers, You know you can sell peppermint scented items year-round right? You don’t have to wait until December. Sincerely, Someone who loves peppermint.
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 3 Mood +7 🙂
40. AI turned me into fantasy characters.

    
    Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Dec 2 Mood 0