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  1. I started the year listening to Beyoncé and shaking my ass in my bed.
  2. Look at me. Living in the past. It’s still 2022 over here.
  3. I know only a few people will fully appreciate this but I have to say it: Hank Green reminds me of meyerweb. Every time I see him I think it. I just had to put that out there.
  4. A guy I went on a date with, after hearing me talk about my career history, told me I was intimidating. He declined a second date. I told my sister this and she was like, “well you are intimidating.” I swear I’m not. I’m delightful dammit 😭
  5. I promise I’m not an ass. My brain is just ✨ spicy ✨ danidonovan/1608178423515553793
  6. “Beyoncé’s husband” 😂😂😂 aka her little friend meghanncuniff/1606684371989430273
  7. My new favorite thing is completely indulging my inner child and giving little Mina anything she wants. hiddenreylo/1605968033457098755
  8. Hi. It me. Can’t get two separate meds cause everything is on back order. peymamas/1606347270596825088
  9. Oh. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. When did that happen?
  10. Had a meeting with my financial advisor and CPA to go over just how much money I’ve lost this year. Yay.
  11. You mean pretending it doesn’t exist isn’t working? sfchronicle/1605385268877574144
  12. If I get banned, it’s because I voted “yes,” he should resign.
  13. Omg the girls are fighting! *grabs popcorn* tiffani/1604600322260750336
  14. Every promoted tweet I see now is from some right-wing politician or Christian fundamentalist. 🧐🧐🧐
  15. Me: What does that mean? What does "feel your feelings" mean? Therapist: You feel them. M: I, I understand that, but how, how do I feel them? Do I rub my tears all over my face, or what do I do? T: Mina, I cannot show you everything. M: OK, well, can you show me one thing?

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  1. Not matter the outcome, I will be forever disgusted at how many people, after everything, are still voting for him.
  2. I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as “correctile dysfunction” and I am deceased 💀
  3. The only people who seem to know how old millennials are, are millennials. Boomers think we’re still in college, and Gen Z thinks we belong in a nursing home.
  4. Anyone else feel like they’re being gaslit into thinking the pandemic is over? I mean, COVID is still out there right? It didn’t vanish overnight, right?
  5. If this really is the end, let’s go out in style. You know the rule.
  6. Breaking my Twitter silence to share this: There are kids and families writing thank you notes in front of Hillary HQ. 😭❤️
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API

I’ve retweeted other tweets 2,603 times (10.6%)

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  2. MinaMarkham 36 retweets
  3. FrontPorchIO 27 retweets
  4. jina 21 retweets
  5. EricaJoy 20 retweets
  6. zeldman 18 retweets
  7. ZerlinaMaxwell 17 retweets
  8. EmmyA2 16 retweets
  9. davatron5000 13 retweets
  10. AngryBlackLady 13 retweets

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  1. EricaJoy 4 retweets
  2. danidonovan 3 retweets
  3. MinaMarkham 3 retweets
  4. polotek 2 retweets
  5. ElieNYC 2 retweets
  6. SylviaObell 2 retweets
  7. whedonesque 1 retweet
  8. DSystemsBeyonce 1 retweet
  9. iamlexstylz 1 retweet
  10. unfortunatalie 1 retweet

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53.6% of my tweets are replies (×13,132)

Most Replies To

  1. MinaMarkham 1798 replies
  2. jina 468 replies
  3. zdfs 399 replies
  4. amboy00 295 replies
  5. EricaJoy 244 replies

Most Replies To (Last 12 months)

  1. MinaMarkham 140 replies
  2. zdfs 23 replies
  3. ChrisFerdinandi 20 replies
  4. jina 17 replies
  5. ParissAthena 11 replies

I’ve sent someone a mention 358 times (1.5%)

70.7% of the links I’ve posted are using the https: protocol (3,309 of 4,679)

99.5% of the links I’ve posted in the last 12 months are using the https: protocol (217 of 218)

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  1. twitter.com 2780 tweets
  2. mina.re 107 tweets
  3. gif.co 93 tweets
  4. instagram.com 65 tweets
  5. giphy.com 59 tweets
  6. youtube.com 56 tweets
  7. youtu.be 49 tweets
  8. bit.ly 46 tweets
  9. feedly.com 39 tweets
  10. hillaryclinton.com 39 tweets

Top Hosts

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  2. mina.re 107 tweets
  3. gif.co 93 tweets
  4. www.youtube.com 52 tweets
  5. instagram.com 50 tweets
  6. youtu.be 49 tweets
  7. bit.ly 46 tweets
  8. instagr.am 38 tweets
  9. feedly.com 38 tweets
  10. media.giphy.com 36 tweets

My tweets have been given about ♻️ 68,686 retweets and ❤️ 620,982 likes

Top 5 Emoji Used in Tweets

  1. 😭 used 700 times on 445 tweets
  2. 😂 used 435 times on 317 tweets
  3. 🤔 used 192 times on 175 tweets
  4. ❤️ used 147 times on 129 tweets
  5. 🤣 used 135 times on 102 tweets

430 unique emoji on 3,593 tweets (16.4% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Hashtags

  1. fb used 400 times
  2. frontendconf used 80 times
  3. sassconf used 30 times
  4. wakandaforever used 29 times
  5. hamilfilm used 25 times

1,602 hashtags on 1,600 tweets (7.3% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Swear Words

  1. d_mn used 202 times on 201 tweets
  2. s_it used 145 times on 141 tweets
  3. a_s used 83 times
  4. h_ll used 68 times
  5. f_ck used 48 times on 45 tweets

706 swear words on 696 tweets (3.2% of all tweets***)

***: does not include retweets