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I started the year listening to Beyoncé and shaking my ass in my bed.
Look at me. Living in the past. It’s still 2022 over here.
I know only a few people will fully appreciate this but I have to say it: Hank Green reminds me of meyerweb. Every time I see him I think it. I just had to put that out there.
A guy I went on a date with, after hearing me talk about my career history, told me I was intimidating. He declined a second date. I told my sister this and she was like, “well you are intimidating.” I swear I’m not. I’m delightful dammit 😭
I promise I’m not an ass. My brain is just ✨ spicy ✨ danidonovan/1608178423515553793
“Beyoncé’s husband” 😂😂😂 aka her little friend meghanncuniff/1606684371989430273
My new favorite thing is completely indulging my inner child and giving little Mina anything she wants. hiddenreylo/1605968033457098755
Hi. It me. Can’t get two separate meds cause everything is on back order. peymamas/1606347270596825088
Oh. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. When did that happen?
Had a meeting with my financial advisor and CPA to go over just how much money I’ve lost this year. Yay.
You mean pretending it doesn’t exist isn’t working? sfchronicle/1605385268877574144
If I get banned, it’s because I voted “yes,” he should resign.
Omg the girls are fighting! *grabs popcorn* tiffani/1604600322260750336
Every promoted tweet I see now is from some right-wing politician or Christian fundamentalist. 🧐🧐🧐
Me: What does that mean? What does "feel your feelings" mean? Therapist: You feel them. M: I, I understand that, but how, how do I feel them? Do I rub my tears all over my face, or what do I do? T: Mina, I cannot show you everything. M: OK, well, can you show me one thing?
Not matter the outcome, I will be forever disgusted at how many people, after everything, are still voting for him.
I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as “correctile dysfunction” and I am deceased 💀
The only people who seem to know how old millennials are, are millennials. Boomers think we’re still in college, and Gen Z thinks we belong in a nursing home.
Anyone else feel like they’re being gaslit into thinking the pandemic is over? I mean, COVID is still out there right? It didn’t vanish overnight, right?
If this really is the end, let’s go out in style. You know the rule.
I’ve retweeted other tweets 2,603 times (10.6%)
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