1. So, um, the building next door is on fire.
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      And now I have to evacuate.
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    Also, apparently what I grab in the event of a fire is… nothing. Except my phone.
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      Seriously this thing is massive.
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        Good news: The fire is almost out. Bad news: They cut the power lines so it'll be hours before I can get back in my home.
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          There's ash in my hair.
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            Latest: I'm not allowed back into my apartment for the next 48 hours. At least there are nap rooms at the office 🤔
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              Yay! One of my HFA friends came to my rescue with a spare room!
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                This has been an #OaklandFire tale.