1. tfw you want to complain about something, then realize you spend a lot of time on twitter complaining, so you keep it to yourself 🤐
    1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
      To the airport security agent who confiscated the chocolate-based massage oil I bought in Melbourne, I hope you enjoy it 😑
      1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
        Yeah yeah I know. I kept most of it to myself 😇