1. I now present to you: Thoughts of a frequent traveler, by Mina Markham.
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            🤔 Why is there always a line for the women's restroom, but never for the men's?
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          🤔 Why are there so many broken power outlets?
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        🤔 Why are there so many pages in a passport if no one stamps them?
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      🤔 Does no one remember how lines work?
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    🤔 Why is my arrival gate always as far as physically possible from the departure gate?
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      🤔 Why isn't teleportation a thing yet?
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        🤔 Why are timezones a thing?
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          🤔 Why is American money so ugly?
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            This concludes this installment of Thoughts of a Frequent Traveler.