1. I’m bored, so I’ve been pissing off my best friend (you know, for the lols) and I think he may stop talking to me.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
    [image alt text] Me: Star Wars or Star Trek? BFF: Both!! Me: Okay but you have to choose? BFF: Why? That's a terrible choice, like which kid I like better. BFF: If I must choose, then Star Wars Me: See, you do have a favorite kid. BFF:🖕🏾 Me: 😘
    1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
      Okay I think I’ve found the line: Lt. Commander Han Solo of the U.S.S. Deathstar *flees* 🏃🏾‍♀️💨