1. Currently visit jina for a pre-birthday hang, and we’ve decided to hate watch Twilight. This should be fun.
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                          Why is everything so blue? To symbolize teen melancholy?
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                        How you just gonna run up and kiss someone? That’s assault sir. *shakes fist in old woman*
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                      Edward is trying so hard not to touch her.
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                    Edward. Stop gaslighting her. You know she’s right. You toxic af.
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                  Ugh. Typical guy is rude to girl because he likes her trope. Or wants to eat her. You know what I mean.
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                Edward: “If you’re smart you’d stay away from me.” Bella: “Let’s go to the beach together!”
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              Edward. Stop following her. It’s creepy.
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            Okay. You saved her from creepier dudes. That’s good. But still. Stalking is bad.
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          You just figured out he’s a vampire and you willingly go into the isolated woods with him? This girl has no sense of self-preservation.
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        *extreme Rihanna voice* Edward shines bright like a diamond.
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      Edward: “I’m designed to kill.” Bella: “Doesn’t matter.” Edward: “I’ve killed people.” Bella: “I don’t care.” Girl. What is wrong with you?
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    Did he just call her heroin?
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      🗣 YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE YOU JUST MET
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        I like the Cullen’s house.
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          Bella. The appropriate reaction to a guy climbing in your window and watching you sleep is not kissing said guy. Who raised you?
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            Okay this baseball game looks fun.
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              Bella. You in danger girl.
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                Vampire fight!
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                  Charlie hates Edward. That man is a good judge of character.
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                    Jacob. Why are you lurking in the woods? You don’t even go here.
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                      And it’s over. Such a good hate watch.