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I bought a blackout eye mask for sleeping, and this thing is no joke. I slip it over my eyes and can’t tell if it’s noon or midnight.
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I turned off my alarm cause it’s Sunday and who cares what time I get up. I woke up about 15 mins ago, took off my eye mask, and, blinking, stared into the sun. There's more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than— oh no wait, that’s The Lion King.
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Okay. This mask is dangerous. I took a nap and woke up so disoriented. What time is it? What day is it?