1. Dad, angry: “You never call us!” Me: “I don’t really have anything to say.” Dad: … Me: … Dad: “Well I didn’t want anything. I’ll talk to you later.” Me, thinking: “Then why…?”
    1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
      Someone explain this to me please? Does he just want to hear me breathing? I’m so confused.
      1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
        Sigh. I hate talking on the phone, and I hate pointless conversations. But fine, I’ll call my dad and breathe at him. 👩🏾‍🦱💨 👨🏾‍🦱
        1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
          It’s not like this is new. He knows me. He raised me. So, really, it’s his fault I’m like this.
          1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
            Let me stop before someone shows him my Twitter 🤣
            1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
              oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
              1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
                For the record, I did indeed breathe at my dad at 10:15.
                1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
                  To give you an idea of how petty my dad is, he called me a stranger and acted like he didn’t know me. I almost hung up.