1. Hey y’all. I bet you’re wondering where I’ve been. Well, see… what had happened was… I’m ashamed to admit this, but… I downloaded TikTok.
    1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
      Y’all. It’s so nice over there! No looming depression or existential crisises. Just dancing. And hot guys. Like, so many hot guys. Last week I went down the hot guy rabbit hole and suddenly it’s Memorial Day.
      1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
        See, this is what I’m talking about. I have been back on Twitter for FIVE MINUTES and I’ve already seen something that pissed me off. I’m going back.