Mina Markham
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Scene: Me, in my kitchen, washing knives and things. *apartment door bangs open* Me: *yelps, holding chef’s knife* Maintenance man: “Sorry! I didn’t think you were home!” Me: 😅 You can’t run up on me like that sir I almost stabbed you.
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2020 Jan 7
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