1. And as the door locked behind her, she realized she left her keys on the kitchen counter. Fuck.
    1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
      Fortunately, she lives in a mighty fortress with many guards, all equipped with their own keys, whom happily came to her rescue. All is well.
  1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
    (I don’t know why I went with this storytelling style, but it’ll work.)