1. Pilot: “Looks like we’re gonna get you to SFO about 30 mins early.” Me: “We’re gonna spend that sitting on the tarmac.” Pilot, lands: “Looks like our gate is occupied so we’re gonna have to wait here for about 30 mins.” Me:
  1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
    Pilot: “Thank you for your patience.” Me: “I mean it’s not we can leave…”