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I’m sick. So I’m doing what I always do when I get sick: researching what causes sickness in the first place. I want to place blame appropriately.
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Update: I’ve quarantined myself. Dear delivery people: I know you hate it, but please come up to my apartment. I really shouldn’t come out. Just leave it outside the door.
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Or just call me from your car. That works too. 😐