1. I’m trying to get rid of a two-person dining set. I ask for $50, nothing. I ask for $25, nothing. Fine it’s free. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ 😐
  1. …in reply to @MinaMarkham
    Them: “Can you drop it off?” Me: “NO DAMMIT IT’S ALREADY FREE!”